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Why are you still here? You should have left by now.

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..., yea i'll just ignore you, i think u live here now. There's nothing here btw, although it is a kinda nice place.

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I'm calling the cops rn.

idek what to say anymore, ig we should just be together. There's nothing here tho.

There's really nothing 🙁.

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